all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
do you ever just turn your candy canes into prison shanks like…
Perfect for killing my enemies with a little holiday flair
There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train stationI wasn’t joking
The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.
Ah, but you have heard of him
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