mcqueeny:

all i want is a cute boy who is willing to stay up til 4 am texting me okay

(Source: mcqueeny)

anders-holmdick:

god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by

theboywhofangirled:

I still think the best burn I’ve ever seen was when this freshman was trying to hit on a senior and he said “Dang girl, those are some fine legs. What time do they open?” and she just replied “Past your bedtime.”

(Source: kimpossibooty)

I don’t pay attention to the
world ending.
It has ended for me
many times
and began again in the morning.

Nayyirah Waheed  (via palimsvasvetlanadulicom)

(Source: magnifiquementtragique)

1talian:

all i have is this blog and my virginity

foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

(Source: foodtrucker)

10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again

  • 1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
  • 2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
  • 3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
  • 4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
  • 5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
  • 6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
  • 7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
  • 8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
  • 9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
  • 10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.
  • by Kate Bailey

breakfastburritoe:

my mom should listen to that song about cLOSING THE GOD DAMNED DOOR

annabellioncourt:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN